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I'm old enough to remember when the BMW X5 was the tech bro truck
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JK Simmons has better taste than that
(yes, I know this is Besos)
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Fragile M asculinity: The Musical
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Also
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I like that Jeff is still wearing a nametag in that more recent photo.
Like... if you come into his orbit you should know who he is or his private military isn’t doing its job.
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Right? Hilarious.
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Dude got jacked
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And the Boxster was the car of choice...
![]() 11/26/2019 at 18:35 |
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About a year before an Amazon warehouse popped up near my house, I saw Bezos at a tiny
breakfast place. I had to google him because he looked familiar but I couldn’t think of his name. He had a black Tahoe outside and the driver had to wait in the car. I guess that’s normal, but it seemed
harsh.
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Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy hair.
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...and a tuxedo.
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Don’t I know it
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Oof. Not even buying the driver a coffee is like, peak present-day Bezos.
( This came up while I’m listening to Eating for Free’s Amazon-related dystopia series, so man...that story definitely fits the mood.)
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“Hey, ladies, I got a POOOOAAA RSHHHHH.”
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Truth be told, I’ve always liked the Boxster. I don’t care what they say about it.
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the parsh is good